Thursday, 29 July 2010
That snake's gonna bite your ass!
When I lived in Coconut Creek, a trailer park in South Florida, in the summer of 1990, I went out to work early one morning, maybe around 6 a.m., and I was surprised to see the dangerous pets unit van outside the neighbours directly opposite ours.
This was akin to a dog warden service run by the local authorities, except it was for more exotic critters.
I thought nothing more about it until I returned home from work. Kieran Murphy, the owner of the trailer, my room mate, had said it had been reported on the local tv news, a woman had been bitten on the bum by an Anaconda, as she sat on the toilet that morning. When the dangerous pet unit finally caught it, it was a full grown snake, measuring over 6 feet long!
Of course we laughed heartily, and thinking about it now it seems like an urban myth, half dreamed.
But when I visited England in August that year much to my great amusement, it was reported in the Sunday Sport newspaper, one of the more mad stories they've printed which was actually true!
Posted by Crispian Saint Boulevard at 13:36